(Source: gasoilne, via tylersposeys)

  • person: have you ever ran a marathon
  • me: yeah
  • person: which one
  • me: a movie one

pricklylegs:

These are gold.

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drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

(Source: cyberho, via textpostsrus)

zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

(via textpostsrus)

tiddygorl:

Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*

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spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

(Source: bisexualblackwidow, via textpostsrus)

bombing:

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

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cringepics:

someone’s skipping leg day

cringepics:

someone’s skipping leg day

(via tylersposeys)

open rp

phantomdoodler:

fixitfelixjnr:

didney-worl-no-uta:

fixitfelixjnr:

*kisses*

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WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?

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yes!

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HE SCORES

(Source: wendy-pleakley, via textpostsrus)